Or, what substitutes for "news."
"Glad said since noticing the alleged obscene image, her daughter has begun to imitate it.
"Basically, we have a 3-year-old running around giving the middle finger," Glad said."
Yes, so let's make a big fuss, so that the toddler ingrains this behavior as a source of attention.
The fricken cats are laughing, because the have already won.