Friday, May 17, 2013

But you can buy it a restaurant

You Can't Kill Stupid But you can buy it a restaurant and serve shitty food badly. And then go on TV to show why thorazine withdrawal is bad. Quite possibly, Amy is friends with my exwife, or the crazy ex GF.

Friday, February 08, 2013

Body Count

Christopher Dorner, the alleged killer ex-cop currently being hunted—sometimes poorly—by the LAPD, reportedly mailed a package to CNN's Anderson Cooper that arrived last week, on February 1. Cooper's assistant opened the package and found inside two smaller parcels: One was a souvenir medallion sometimes given out by LA Police Chief William Bratton. The medallion had been damaged by bullet holes and a note attached to it read, "Thanks but no thanks, Will Bratton." The second parcel was a DVD ostensibly containing an interview with Christopher Gettler, the schizophrenic man Dorner claimed a fellow officer kicked unnecessarily during an arrest in 2007. Dorner was later fired after an LAPD board ruled his allegations were false and refused to give weight to the ill Gettler's testimony. But in the manifesto he posted to Facebook earlier this week, Dorner wrote, "During this [LAPD Board of Rights] hearing a video was played for the ... panel where Christopher Gettler stated that he was indeed kicked by Officer Evans." On the DVD, Dorner had written, "Chris Dorner Exoneration."

Thursday, November 22, 2012

You stupid bitch

It's your holiday with your kid. Did you check the Order? Did you call? Did you invite her to run sister back to school tomorrow?
Of course not. But, you have no problem poisoning the older one by sharing parent to parent words.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Monday, July 02, 2012

Stereotype or Archetype?

Buckeye edition
What do we see:
  • Camaro +2
  • Running/not on blocks -1
  • Old +1
  • A color other than red -1
  • triple redundant OSU swag +4 (boom, Fibonacci'd)
  • Buckeye spelling ("Tuf," brah) +1