Good to see it back on the road...

 

Why do early Toyota 4Runners (which drive in swamps) have locking hub switches on their front wheels? What happens if you switch one on, but not the other? Somebody really should do an experiment.*whistles*

Down the street from where the wheels of a red Toyota suddenly fell off behind Oakley’s Restaurant, go to a sleazy strip bar named after Mermaids (who live in swamps if they are actually water moccasins). Go with your “little brother” from the frat named Chris.

IMPORTANT NOTE:  Chris is a moron.

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