As Wicked Lester was to Kiss...

i.e., a crappy precursor with some different people, so were the Sex Police Pistols to the Mutant Dog F***ers. Recently, a copy of their signature anthem was recovered from a box of treasures like ford Festiva hub caps and quizbowl trophies hidden on a shelf 2000 miles from the basement where the following tripe was spawned.

Every Inch You Take

Every inch you take
Every scream you make
Every sheet you cake
Every Sheik I break

I’ll be fucking you

Every hole I ream
Every ounce I cream
Put it in your seam
Just to hear you scream

I’ll be fucking you

Oh can’t you see
You’re too loose for me?
Baby, you’re a slut
You smell like halibut

You got me with your “hook”
Gave me a horny look
God, I needed nook
50 bucks you took
I was fucking you

When you came you were sitting on my face
I ate you raw and put you in your place
You screamed that tongue can’t be from the human race
[Something something something that should end with –ace]
You kept crying, “baby, baby, please”

Oh can’t you see
You’re too loose for me?
Baby, you’re a slut
You smell like halibut

All the tits I tweak
All the girls that peak
How I always seek
Cunts that do not reek
I’ll be fucking you

Every scream you make
Every Sheik I break

I’ll be fucking you

© 1983 Afro/Dizzy/Ache Publishing Co.
Written by Wang and Twang of Tibetian Noun Amalgamation (T-N-A)
Originally performed by the Sex Police Pistols

At least Jodi and her fun roomie were amused by this. For a minute.