Where the hell

did that Safeway come from? - Lurlene, driving home the morning after

Where'd all the porn go??

Mike from 7-Eleven needs a tissue

First they took the Deja Vu and sent it to Otsego.
Then they took the adult bookstore.
Where does the madness end? Why does Kalamazoo hate virgins and pervs? Why does Kalamazoo Hate America?

Welcome to Michigan

This means you, Fredo

We pulled you over because your bed smells like a hobo.  Also, FUCK YOU, WE'RE THE COPS!

I DARE you to go 65.1, mph, boy

Fredo?

Mitt Romney?  Sarah Palin?

More like Jim Tressel

Tiny says buy Stroh's tall boys

Campus Beverage, by any other name

Oh Hell No!

You are not surfing Fleshbot on Mom's computer

Don't make me kill a kitten

Howard's Package Liquor Store

Do you sell Blatz?