Buzz Wang: Car Pooler

Hookers and Schlitz

http://vanishedkalamazoo.com

Missia's Bar, 50 feet from a $10 blowjob

Who's your friend?

The one on the left has a tasty looking taco.  She's also holding her lunch.
Two things are clear from this picture:

• a woman took it - a man would show you the tats and tan lines.
• A man cropped it - the two other women in the shot are mercifully excised.

Fredo Wang: Shopping for new wheels

Just 60 easy payments...

The lots are full of shiny new models with all the modern conveninences, Fredo.

Franco Wang: bargain shopper

Extreme couponing, wang style

God to the titty bar crowd: Do it first

Feel it second

Hoodrats: Beverly Hills

When my neighbor suggests I go fuck a bunch of hoodrats to get back on the horse, I had no idea they came in trust fund flavor. I thought they only came in Herpes, methhead and "ima cut you."

KMA, "Patriot Day"

 

First amendment, bitches

Fredo's Dilemma

Roll in the 38 year old pimpmobile, or rock the creeper van?
A:  Neither, because he doesn't have the cash for gas, let alone a car.

Duh

What's missing?

Fredo Wang, in metaphor

What's the first thing

a crack whore does in the morning? Same as a sorority girl or a Vegas hooker - walks home (or to Fredo's place)

Karma: Asleep on the Job

Mr. "this call to my wife reminding me to buy depends is more important than the fact I am holding a detonator next to my head" Volvo driver needs a reminder of who is in control at the pump

Time to call a cab, Fredo

 

Just shoot me

 
Fuck. Tell me there aren't 9 more of these fuckers prowling around

You dropped something

Better bend over and pick it up. Yeah, over this way.

8 Barrel

At least it's got its hubcaps and the wheels aren't on fire...

Kid Rock

Chillin in Phoenix; saving up for that next tour

Mine's bigger

Get ready to squeal, boy