Joe Pesci

whatever you want, Leo Getz

Screw Fire

Nice door, Moby

Kill it with a Harpoon

Dicks in Bulk

 
Really, jackass?   You couldn't walk 20 feet to return the cart?

Dare to Be Stupid

Coloradans for Ambulance Chasing

A Division of Elmer Fudd Legal Services Corp.

11017 Tower Two

World Trade Center

Manhattan, New York 10201-9999

Fresh Kills          Rikers Island          Attica

What's the worst that could happen?

in celebrating a Michigan win?

1. Lose count?  No, that's just foreshadowing.
2. Attempt to bone your GF repeatedly?  No, that's "foreplay." As far as you understand it, lizard brain.
3. Be seduced by rich Corinthian leather?  Ahh you're red hot, doc.

Hookers and Blow

Best "$69 college girls" ever!

The pop card really worked out for you, huh? Another 30 and she'll be on her knees for the "blow" part

Everclear: Works Every Time (once your mastercard clears)

Ask yourself this though. Why are Donny and Marie fucking each other laughing at you and your pathetic, still-on-the-clock PDA.

Buzz Wang

dealin' herb @SEMA

Someone Stole

That sign from my ex-wife.

My Favorite Team

Camel Toe Racing

Las Vegas Whale

You're Doing It Wrong

Tour de France

Buzz Wang, Super Genius

You're doing it WRONG

Lurlene Wang in Vegas

Where's Norm? Or Martine from Southfield? Or the stacked bartender?

Sunrise Wheel Group

Born to Tough; Ready for Servings

You can't spell Penis

pEnis, peniS, Penis, peNis

without the world-wide leader in dicks

What Ever Happened To Sin?

 Dear Jesus Freaks:  Go talk to Fredo.  You'll have all your answers.  And so much more...

Magnet

  Mustang --> Cops -->  hasslin' people just minding their own business 

Mr. Kidd; Mr. Wint

I'd be depressed too

If I droive a Compass (aka Caliber, nee Neon) or an Escort ZX2.

Does Fox News own this lot of shitboxes?

I would be more depressed if I had to park in Rush Limbaugh's Fox News lot.

I found where Col Steve Austin

hides his weapons

Yodeling in the gully: You're Doing it Wrong

Buzz Wang. practicing for his date with Luscious Lynne (or else he just woke up next to her in the alley and "oh fuck, that was all real").

Buzz Wang: Social Climber

 Looking for breakfast or looking for a date?

Hey Joe?

Where's your chain gang?  Did you have a failure to communicate?

Driver's Ed, 1978

Blurry?  No, I smoked my lunch

Buzz Wang: Car Pooler

Hookers and Schlitz

http://vanishedkalamazoo.com

Missia's Bar, 50 feet from a $10 blowjob

Who's your friend?

The one on the left has a tasty looking taco.  She's also holding her lunch.
Two things are clear from this picture:

• a woman took it - a man would show you the tats and tan lines.
• A man cropped it - the two other women in the shot are mercifully excised.

Fredo Wang: Shopping for new wheels

Just 60 easy payments...

The lots are full of shiny new models with all the modern conveninences, Fredo.

Franco Wang: bargain shopper

Extreme couponing, wang style

God to the titty bar crowd: Do it first

Feel it second