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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Good to see it back on the road...

Why do early Toyota 4Runners (which drive in swamps) have locking hub switches on their front wheels? What happens if you switch one on, but not the other? Somebody really should do an experiment.*whistles*

Down the street from where the wheels of a red Toyota suddenly fell off behind Oakley’s Restaurant, go to a sleazy strip bar named after Mermaids (who live in swamps if they are actually water moccasins). Go with your “little brother” from the frat named Chris.
IMPORTANT NOTE:  Chris is a moron.
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Stayin' Alive

1973 Buick Riviera
Looking for coked up disco queens, after waking up in the strip club parking lot.  Again.

Where the hell

did that Safeway come from? - Lurlene, driving home the morning after

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Where'd all the porn go??

Mike from 7-Eleven needs a tissue
First they took the Deja Vu and sent it to Otsego.
Then they took the adult bookstore.
Where does the madness end? Why does Kalamazoo hate virgins and pervs? Why does Kalamazoo Hate America?

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Welcome to Michigan

This means you, Fredo

We pulled you over because your bed smells like a hobo.  Also, FUCK YOU, WE'RE THE COPS!

I DARE you to go 65.1, mph, boy

Fredo?

Mitt Romney?  Sarah Palin?
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